It is painfully apparent that the Guardsman Staff is, as always, underappreciated and quite susceptible to pranks. That being said, here is just a little bit of summertime shenanigans for the archival readers. Thank you for your support, and please don’t report that you have read this to anyone who may be likely to remove it. It is my hope that this, and all future posts on this date are allowed to stay on the site for a good snicker every now and then. Well readers, enjoy your day.

The Guardsman